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My lips felt numb as I began to drift away...

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My lips felt numb as I began to drift away... NSFW

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I remember my mother telling my brother not to play with matches and burn the house down

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My life.

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My life.

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gags Is orange soda supposed to have pulp?!

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If you don't want trick or treat kids pestering you this halloween.

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come on it's not that hard

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[NSFW] As I was checking for lumps, my testicles opened revealing a pair of eyes looking at me. NSFW

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“This is it. It seems like we’re the last two people on earth m’lady” he said, under his greasy beard

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
My lips felt numb as I began to drift away...	1
My lips felt numb as I began to drift away... NSFW	1
I remember my mother telling my brother not to play with matches and burn the house down	1
My life.	1
My life.	1
gags Is orange soda supposed to have pulp?!	1
If you don't want trick or treat kids pestering you this halloween.	1
come on it's not that hard	1
[NSFW] As I was checking for lumps, my testicles opened revealing a pair of eyes looking at me. NSFW	1
“This is it. It seems like we’re the last two people on earth m’lady” he said, under his greasy beard	1